If I see, one more time, that wretched FoxNews channel commercial for Christy Lane, I might. This is the commercial introduced by some Vietnam vet who says that he was in the war, but there was “another soldier” over there with him–“Christy Lane,” some gospel singer, who looks like a cross between Alice, the maid from the Brady Bunch, and “kiss my grits” Flo from the sitcom Alice. When the commercial shows her lip-synching to her cheesy version of ABBA’s “I believe in angels,” my trigger finger itches.
