I know all the free market guys are boo-hooing Aaron Director’s death. Sure. I agree. De mortuis nil nisi bonum and all that.
But you know, it reminds me. Because I have always hated the stupid double-A name “Aaron”. Way too ethnic or pretentious or something. Why not Aaaaaaron. And then he has that last name–“Director”. Hey, how about Stephan Cinematographer. Gag me.
Almost as bad as stupid names like Judge or Marshall or Gouvenor. Or Dean. Or Major. “How do you do. I’m Judge Reinhold.” No–you’re not a damn judge! Who would name their kid “major”? Major idiots. Major Woody and Private Parts, reporting for duty, sir.
