It’s a bit disconcerting to have your own Wikipedia entry. At least one is able to edit it to make corrections.
(Re title of this post: Apologies to Nathan, Steve Martin’s character in The Jerk, who proclaims: “The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now.“)