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The Surprisingly Hot List

Despite their age or surface-level looks, the following women are not hot at first glance, but who are actually kind of sexy if you think about it, in a certain way. Note this list does NOT include obviously hot babes. Only women who are “surprisingly” hot–that is, the fact that they are kind of attractive is kind of surprising:

  • Susan Estrich
  • Martha Stewart
  • Barbara Walters
  • Barbra Streisand
  • Christiane Amanpour
  • Lindsay Wagner
  • Tereza Heinz Kerry
  • Laurie Metcalf (the sister in Roseanne)
  • Allison Janney (from West Wing and also the starfish Peach in Finding Nemo)
  • Jeanine Garofolo
  • Barbara Branden

Now here are women who do not seem hot on first impression–and this impression is correct:

  • Candy Crowley
  • Laura Bush (her daughters are another story)
  • Madeleine Albright
  • Hillary Clinton (Chelsea is another matter altogether. Yes.)
  • Bella Abzug
  • Ayn Rand
  • Gloria Allred
  • Linda Evans
  • Joan Collins
  • Suzanne Somers

Now there are of course many “smokin’ hot” babes who are obviously hot–too obviously hot to be included in the category of “surprisingly hot”:

  • Naomi Wolf
  • Paula Zahn (though some strangely call her “toothy”?)
  • some of the FoxNews and CNN babes: E.D. Hill, Kirin Chetry, Lauren Green, and Soledad O’Brien.

Query: Where does Isabella Rosselini fall? Linda Hamilton? Barbara Eden? Difficult to classify.

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