This apology is not completely tongue in cheek! Yesterday I pranked BurgerKing Marcus. I thought it was funny but it apparently traumatized him more than it would have me. He’s a good and nice guy so I should have just used a “BK IS A WANKER” thing instead of a 25 year old in-your-face beaver shot. Sorry BK!
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Stephan Kinsella is a libertarian writer and patent attorney in Houston, Texas. He has published widely on various areas of libertarian legal theory and on legal topics such as intellectual property law and international law. His publications include Legal Foundations of a Free Society (Papinian Press, 2023), Against Intellectual Property (Mises Institute, 2008), and International Investment, Political Risk, and Dispute Resolution: A Practitioner’s Guide (Oxford, 2020).
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