Sent to me by a friend:
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would routinely bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It just had to be deliberate. She never did this when anyone else was near.
One day little sister calls and asks me if I could come over to the house to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I would be married and that she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and really did not care to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister. Needless to say I was in shock and was rendered speechless. She said “come upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it, just do it.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her walk up the stairs to her bedroom. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and tossed them to me. I stood there for a moment, turned , and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight to my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he reached for me and gave me a hug that nearly took all my breath away. When his emotions subsided he said ” we are very happy that you passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter to marry. Welcome to the family.”
Every story has a moral. And this one is:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR
