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The classic poem by Tyrone Greene, the prisoner character played by Eddie Murphy during his “Saturday Night Live” heyday:

Images by Tyrone Greene

Dark and lonely on a summer’s night.

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking. Do he bite?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Slip in his window. Break his neck.

Then his house I start to wreck.

Got no reason. What the heck?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

C-I-L-L my land lord!

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Breeding Licensing Threads and Posts

In response to this LewRockwell.com blog post, License to Breed (2), these replies and threads sprang up:

Replies: Re: License to Breed (Casey Khan), Re: License to Breed?
(Jesse Ogden), Re: License to Breed (Chris Dominguez)

Threads: Kinsella Wants to License Breeding (No Treason) and a thread on anti-state.com.
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Update: See License to Breed.

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Immigration Threads and Posts

Update: Now updated at Hoppe and Kinsella on Immigration

In response to this LewRockwell.com blog post, Immigration Idea (2; about selling citizenship, and No Treason’s Chattering Punks), and Hoppe’s article on immigration, these threads sprang up (my reply: Palmer on Hoppe, Hoppe on Coase, and Re: Palmer on Hoppe):

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Recent LRC Blogs

Recent LewRockwell.com blog posts:

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At least

I’ve discovered you can pepper many sentences with “at least” to really change its meaning and annoy someone. For example, if you are going to walk the dogs and baby and the wife is upstairs, you could say, “Could you please drop the baby’s socks down?” or you could say, “Could you at least please drop the baby’s socks down?” The latter can really annoy someone.

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The Humble, Dead Eyes of Angels in America

Three comments.

1. There is a little town north of Houston, named Humble. For some reason it’s pronounced the Eliza Doolittle way, ‘umble. It’s disconcerting to hear Houston truckdrivers refer to ‘umble. I just can’t say it. I have to say Humble. It sounds like too much an affectation to say ‘umble.

2. In movies when someone finds dead body with the eyes open, they do this weird wave of the hand where the open hand closes they eyes. What the f*** is that? When were we supposed to have learned this trick, right after we catch flies with chopsticks?

3. This stock scene in movies is annoying: where a repressed or unable-to-state-their-true feelings repressed conservative Hollywood stereotype is hugged and is unable to return the hug… his hand sort of cups into an “I want to hug you” motion but just can’t complete it. What nauseous Hollywood crizzap. (Sorry, Jesse, I guess I’m still “bitter and hate-filled.”)

4. Just saw Angels in America. It makes me realize, liberal homosexuals think it’s all about them.

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Acrobat Sucks

It is mind-boggling that there is not an easy way to convert a huge, memory-sucking color-scanned PDF file into a black and white file.

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Pregnant Yuppies’ Willful Ignorance

Another annoyance: pregnant couples who refuse to find out the sex of their baby during the pregnancy. They want a surprise when the baby is born. Give me a break. This glassy-eyed, grinning-idiot, happy-shit granola crunching crap is more than I can stand.

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Pretentious, Smug, Hollywood F**ks

Daddy forgot what he was gonna write. Too much Knob Creek.

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Jurisdiction Stripping Discussion

Being discussed on my law blog.

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Best Movies

I mean ones that have staying power, that are very enjoyable, and that you like to watch multiple times. Off top of my head, these are:

4 Stars

Sound of Music

Godfather 1 and 2

Star Wars IV, V, VI

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Groundhog Day

Terminator 2

Aliens

Moonstruck

Matrix 1

Dr. Zhivago

ET

Annie Hall

The Graduate

Finding Nemo

3.5 Stars

some of the Star Trek movies, like 1, 2, 3, 4

Ordinary People

Poltergeist

Tempest

Life of Brian

Manhattan

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Some of these were suggested by Paul Comeaux, along w/ some others I didn’t include, such as the pretentious black and white ones everyone pretends to like but never really watch (like Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, All About Eve, even Clockwork Orange, which is dated and almost laughable now in some ways, etc.).

Any more obvious ones I’m missing? (Roger Ebert has a list of great movies, I need to check it out…)

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Chinese Food

A turnoff: When yuppies and bobos (bourgeouis bohemians) are portrayed by Hollywood as ordering Chinese food and eating it with chopsticks right out of the little box off of a coffee table. I have never in my life seen this. Rather, every normal person I’ve ever seen order chinee food puts the little containers on the kitchen counter and everyone gets a plate and takes what he wants, buffet style. Everyone uses a plate. And no one ever uses chopsticks.

If you ate right out the box, how would people share? What, do you eat a whole box of panda fried rice on your own, with nothing else? And right out the box? With chopstix? Getting little rice thingies all over your den/carpet/coffee table? Please. This is even more annoying than the laugh track in sit-coms, or when characters in sitcoms enter someone’s house and leave the front door open.

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